To be fair, Hazel's first thought was that Thea had de-aged thirty years. Here's the old one! Tags: chaser, hazel, thea, gabby. 3 Comments. Get on the GWS. Volume One · # Hazel's joblessness · # the Babysitting Gig · # the Job Search · # Hazel and Jameson's Date · # McPedro the Talking Cactus. +infamousNB but I've seen her fire a gun and I'm willing to bet he can't do any better. I love onision but I've.